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Seems God was just about done with creating the universe but he had
two extra things left over in his bag so he decided to split them
between Adam and Eve.
He told them that one of the things he had left was a thing that
would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing,"
God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you would like
that."
Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged "Oh, give that to me! I'd
love to be able to do that. It seems just the sort of thing a man
should be able to do. Please. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me." On and on he went like an excited little boy.
So Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so
badly, he should have it.
So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee while standing up
and he was so excited. He whizzed on the bark of a tree and then went
off to write his name in the sand, laughing with delight all the while.
God and Eve watched him for a moment and then God said to Eve, "Well,
here's the other thing and I guess you can have it."
"What's it called?" Eve asked.
"Brains" God said.
two extra things left over in his bag so he decided to split them
between Adam and Eve.
He told them that one of the things he had left was a thing that
would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing,"
God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you would like
that."
Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged "Oh, give that to me! I'd
love to be able to do that. It seems just the sort of thing a man
should be able to do. Please. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me." On and on he went like an excited little boy.
So Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so
badly, he should have it.
So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee while standing up
and he was so excited. He whizzed on the bark of a tree and then went
off to write his name in the sand, laughing with delight all the while.
God and Eve watched him for a moment and then God said to Eve, "Well,
here's the other thing and I guess you can have it."
"What's it called?" Eve asked.
"Brains" God said.