Why Men Pee standing up

Seems God was just about done with creating the universe but he had
two extra things left over in his bag so he decided to split them
between Adam and Eve.
   
He told them that one of the things he had left was a thing that
would  allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing,"
God  told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you would like
that."
   
Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged "Oh, give that to me! I'd
love to be able to do that. It seems just the sort of thing a man
should be able to do. Please. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me." On and on he went like an excited little boy.
   
So Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so
badly, he should have it.
   
So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee while standing up
and he was so excited. He whizzed on the bark of a tree and then went
off to write his name in the sand, laughing with delight all the while.
   
God and Eve watched him for a moment and then God said to Eve, "Well,
here's the other thing and I guess you can have it."
   
"What's it called?" Eve asked.
   
"Brains" God said.

Oh my God, Otter!!!     I love this!!   But...aren't you flirting with gender treason??

Gender smender, its just a joke..I'm very comfortable allowing the wimmens to "think" they have the brains... (and ducking)....

We women are very aware that you men have brains!  They simply reside below the belt!

Yes, ma'am...lol

This joke reminds me of another one:  God created man and told him he had good news and bad news.  The good news was he gave man a brain and a penis.  The bad news was man could use one at a time....  

Welll Otter, you started it....hope you're still ducking....

Q. What do you call the useless piece of skin on the end of a penis?
A.   A Man.

Q. What's the smartest thing a man can say?
A. "My wife says..."

Q. Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A. Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.


Q. How can you tell when a man is well hung?
A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.

I just wish guys would clean the darn toilet once in a while.  

ShellyCW on 3:25 pm on April 12, 2002[br]
I just wish guys would clean the darn toilet once in a while.  

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Clean the toilet???  Hell, I wish he would just FLUSH it!  (But it's only pee...YUCK!!)

This is a bit off topic, but...
Did you ever notice that the smiley face that is being hit ---> seems to enjoy it?

Men like to be beat by women!!!