Smells like a what?

Hello6 said:

"dear lady on the eliptical next to me
your perfume does NOT smell like delcious cake, it smells like my grandma's house please take it off. you smell like a couch"

This just cracked me up.

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CMC122 said:

There is a woman at my gym that smells like cat urine

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CMC122 said:

There is a woman at my gym that smells like cat urine

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Railroad said:

Did you ever notice how heavy-set people seem to just pour the perfume on? The cheaper it is, the more they use.

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Llwynog said:

I'm heavy-set and I don't even own any perfume. I can't stand to be around people who wear strong stuff. I also have a problem with most air fresheners, candles, plug-ins, and such.

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Railroad said:

Did you ever notice how heavy-set people seem to just pour the perfume on? The cheaper it is, the more they use.

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