I saw something this weekend that made me very sad

Pete

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Darius Rucker from Hottie and the Blowfish in a cheesy cowboy suit singing a jingle in a Burger King comercial. :bawl: I might dig through the CD case and get "Cracked Rear View" and use it as a coaster now.
 

vraiblonde

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morganj614 said:
I Googled it and it is..I find that commercial disturbing anyway and now this news... :sad:
OMG!!! Hootie!!!

WHY????

If he needed the money, I'd have sent him a buck or two. Anything but this humiliation. :frown:
 

Pete

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aps45819 said:
Lots of hotties in the commercial. :whip:
True.......but Hootie, man.......please........you could have called me and I would have sent you some cash. :bawl:
 

janey83

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I think the point of the commercial was to be super cheesy...thus, the cowboy outfit and the randomness of it all.
 

bresamil

wandering aimlessly
morganj614 said:
Hootie - "Whateverthetitleis"

And my belly starts a rumbling and I’m Jonesing for a treat,

I close my eyes for a big surprise the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

I love the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

The breasts they grow on trees and streams of bacon ranch dressing flow right up to your knees

There’s tumble weeds of bacon and cheddar paves the streets

Folks don’t fudge ya cause you got the juice, there a train of ladies coming with a nice caboose; never get in trouble; ever need an excuse

That’s the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

I love the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

No one tells you to behave (behave)

Your wildest fantasies come true

Dallas cheerleaders give you shade

When onions make you laugh instead and French fries grow like weeds

You get to veg all day, all the lotto tickets pay

There’s a king who want you to have it your way,

That the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
I'll catch ya as soon as I can!
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to morganj614 again.

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Pete

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morganj614 said:
Hootie - "Whateverthetitleis"

And my belly starts a rumbling and I’m Jonesing for a treat,

I close my eyes for a big surprise the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

I love the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

The breasts they grow on trees and streams of bacon ranch dressing flow right up to your knees

There’s tumble weeds of bacon and cheddar paves the streets

Folks don’t fudge ya cause you got the juice, there a train of ladies coming with a nice caboose; never get in trouble; ever need an excuse

That’s the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

I love the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

No one tells you to behave (behave)

Your wildest fantasies come true

Dallas cheerleaders give you shade

When onions make you laugh instead and French fries grow like weeds

You get to veg all day, all the lotto tickets pay

There’s a king who want you to have it your way,

That the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
:tantrum :tantrum :tantrum
 

Pete

Repete
bresamil said:
:killingme Oh stop! It would be much worse if it had been Terri Clark - you'd have stabbed yourself with that steak knife then and there.
True :ohwell: Next thing I will see is Hootie, Terri Clark and Jared singing a Subway song 500 times during a rain delayed NASCAR race. OH THE HUMANITY :bawl:
 

bresamil

wandering aimlessly
morganj614 said:
I always wondered where breasts came from :killingme
It could be referring to the chicken breast used as the base of said sandwich, or..........porn star Jenna Jamison who is clinging to that tree.
 
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