Human guinea pig, at your service!
Cortaslim does absolutely nothing.
Trimspa gives you energy and curbs your appetite but they make your brain zizzy. Plus the pills are the size of my thumb.
The old Metabolife was a good product, but the new ephedra-free crap is worthless.
The new Dexatrim Max is as good as the old Dexatrim, before they banned phenylpropanolamine.
Weight Watchers is like a starvation diet - try existing on 1200 calories a day, which was my point range. I can't do it without a diet pill.
Atkins works and works fast BUT it's hard to stick to and once you go off, you gain back all the weight you lost and then some.
The only thing that works for sure is exercise. And if you don't like to do that, get used to being fat.