From Jay Leno

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"You read about all these  terrorists, most of them
came here legally, but they  hung around on these
expired visas, some for as long  as 10-15 years. Now,
compare that to Blockbuster;  you are two days late
with a video and these people  are all over you. Let's
put Blockbuster in charge of  immigration."
-- Jay Leno

"This Osama bin Laden guy, spoiled rich  kid worth
$300M. I have three words for this guy:  Anna Nicole
Smith. We send her over there, she'll  get his money,
he'll be dead in a week."
-- Jay Leno

"I don't mean to harp on this, but it's  like the
networks are a how-to manual for  terrorists. You see
them on the news. This reporter  is standing outside a
water treatment plant, going,  'If they poured the
poison here it could wipe out  thousands because the
guard is off duty from noon  until 1 every day!'"
-- Jay Leno
 
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