SxyPrincess
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CLASSES FOR MEN AT OUR LOCAL
LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS
SIGN-UP BY APRIL 25TH
NOTE: Due to the complexity & difficulty level of these courses,
a maximum of 8 participants will be accepted for each!
TOPIC 1 - HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS.
Step by step, with slide presentation .
TOPIC 2 - THE TOILET PAPER ROLL: DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Round table discussion.
TOPIC 3 - IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING THE SEAT UP AND AVOIDING THE FLOOR/WALLS AND NEARBY BATHTUB?
Group Practice.
TOPIC 4 - FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER AND THE FLOOR.
TOPIC 5 - THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES ANDSILVERWARE: CAN THEY LEVITATEAND FLY INTO THE KITCHEN SINK?
Examples on video.
TOPIC 6 - LOSS OF IDENTITY: LOSING THE REMOTE TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER.
TOPIC 7 - LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING, "HAVE YOU SEEN MY....." .
Open forum.
TOPIC 8 - HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.
Graphics & audio tape.
TOPIC 9 - REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST.
Real life testamonials.
TOPIC 10 - IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
TOPIC 11 - LEARNING TO LIVE: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MOTHER AND WIFE.
Online class and role playing.
TOPIC 12 - HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION.
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
TOPIC 13 - HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY: REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
**UPON COMPLETION OF THE COURSE DIPLOMAS
WILL BE ISSUED TO THE SURVIVORS.
LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS
SIGN-UP BY APRIL 25TH
NOTE: Due to the complexity & difficulty level of these courses,
a maximum of 8 participants will be accepted for each!
TOPIC 1 - HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS.
Step by step, with slide presentation .
TOPIC 2 - THE TOILET PAPER ROLL: DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Round table discussion.
TOPIC 3 - IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING THE SEAT UP AND AVOIDING THE FLOOR/WALLS AND NEARBY BATHTUB?
Group Practice.
TOPIC 4 - FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER AND THE FLOOR.
TOPIC 5 - THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES ANDSILVERWARE: CAN THEY LEVITATEAND FLY INTO THE KITCHEN SINK?
Examples on video.
TOPIC 6 - LOSS OF IDENTITY: LOSING THE REMOTE TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER.
TOPIC 7 - LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING, "HAVE YOU SEEN MY....." .
Open forum.
TOPIC 8 - HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.
Graphics & audio tape.
TOPIC 9 - REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST.
Real life testamonials.
TOPIC 10 - IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
TOPIC 11 - LEARNING TO LIVE: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MOTHER AND WIFE.
Online class and role playing.
TOPIC 12 - HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION.
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
TOPIC 13 - HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY: REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
**UPON COMPLETION OF THE COURSE DIPLOMAS
WILL BE ISSUED TO THE SURVIVORS.
