Tonio
Asperger's Poster Child
A 13-year-old boy is screwing his 12-year-old sister.
"Wow, you're just as good as Mom!" he says.
"Yeah, that's what Dad says," she responds.
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From the Post Style Invitational, Jeff Dahmer as advice columnist:
Dear Jeff, I've been dating my girlfriend for six months, but I've met someone really fantastic. Which girl should I keep?--Anxious
Dear Anxious, Go for the one with the best marbling.
"Wow, you're just as good as Mom!" he says.
"Yeah, that's what Dad says," she responds.
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From the Post Style Invitational, Jeff Dahmer as advice columnist:
Dear Jeff, I've been dating my girlfriend for six months, but I've met someone really fantastic. Which girl should I keep?--Anxious
Dear Anxious, Go for the one with the best marbling.