A man and a women

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> > A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.
> > Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of
> > them are hurt.
> >
> > After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man;
> > that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars!
> > There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a
> > sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in
> > peace for the rest of our days."
> >
> > Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!
> > This must be a sign from God!
> > The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle.
> > My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.
> >
> > Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
> > fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head
in
> > agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back
> > to the woman.
> >
> > The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and
> > hands it back to the man.
> >
> > The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
> > The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."
> >
> > Moral of the story:
> >
> > Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
 
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