Revenge of the Blondes

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
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WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

WHAT DO YOU CALL GOING ON A BLIND DATE WITH A BRUNETTE?
Brown-bagging it.

WHAT'S THE REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE?
No one else wants it.

WHY ARE SO MANY BLONDE JOKES ONE-LINERS?
So brunettes can remember them.

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES?
Invisible.

WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL?
"Has the blonde left yet? "

WHY DIDN'T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

WHY IS THE BRUNETTE CONSIDERED AN EVIL COLOR?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY?
The invitation

WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN WITH A BRUNETTE?
A hostage

WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR?
It matches their mustache
 

Tonio

Asperger's Poster Child
Smart blonde joke:

In New York City, a blonde woman goes into a bank. She requests a $1,500 loan because she is going out of the country on vacation for a week. The bank asks her for collateral, and she says, "Well, you can keep my Porsche until I get back," and turns over the keys.

A week later, she returns to the bank to pick up her Porsche. She gives $1,500 to the loan officer, who gives her back her car keys. "Pardon me for asking, ma'am. We checked your credit history and found that you're a billionaire! Why did you ask us for a loan?"

She replies, "Hey, for a parking space in New York City for a week, $1,500 is a bargain!"
 
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