Recent content by Blister

Excellent ribs, chicken, potato salad, and mac&cheese from JB's BBQ in Newburg. They just reopened for the season, and I've always been happy with their product. They are located at the Newburg Elks Lodge, on Rt. 257.

Now I know what I want for breakfast.

I was cutting my grass in Northern St. Mary's during the LaPlata, to Benedict, to Calvert tornado in 2002. Never knew anything happened. I have all Warnings, Alerts(Amber, & Silver) turned off. When it's my time, I want to get sucked up like Dorothy and hopefully wake up in Oz.

What day is the Liver and Onion feast?

Personally we ended up $13.00 ahead. Tiny refunds from both Feds, and MD. After subtracting software and filing costs I won the $13 lottery.

Has anyone seen asparagus at produce stands in St. Mary's yet this year?

That may be the answer, I don't know the numbers, but the 95 corridor will be F'd for a long time. How long did it take them to replace the Harry Nice?

The best harbor Pilot of all time cannot control a 95,000 ton, near 1000 foot long ship without all systems functioning. Hopefully it was mechanical failure, and nothing more sinister. Would any drawbridge you have ever seen survive that impact?

Butter, salt, pepper, and hot sauce.

I never knew how badly I wanted my home to smell like a hotel until Scott Disick told me that I did. And I will gladly pay whatever it takes to make that happen. Now I want my 20 year old Chevy Pickup to smell like the Millennium Falcon.

If you know, you know

I think Takoma Park is a Nuclear Free Zone.

No they don't.

What is the test for pot intoxication?

I always keep Spam around to eat if I survive the Nuclear Armageddon. I don't think it even has an expiration date. When there there is nothing else left I can always survive on Spam and cockaroaches.