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    An important message from Bluebird.

    Wow Uranus is HUGE!
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    Gerd

    My GERD is getting very bad and I'm pretty sure I almost died last night. I woke up literally gasping for air and it took me a awhile to be able to breathe, I was very scared. This has happened before but never to this extent! I was drowning on stomach acid. Yep, I know the rules, no eating too...
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    An important message from Bluebird.

    Much larger now? But the roids are gone!
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    Incurable STD spreading worldwide

    the good thing about incurable gonorrhoea is that you can only catch it once.
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    I was abducted by Aliens!

    I missed everyone and they wouldn't let me write letters. I tried to sneak on to one of their computers but I couldn't figure out how to use their version of Microsoft Windows.
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    I was abducted by Aliens!

    Hey thanks! Aliens are nothing to mess around with. While I was in captivity I learned that earth worms are actually a superior race to humans and that #### roaches are actually alien creatures sent here to spy on us. Be careful out there!
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    An important message from Bluebird.

    They brought be back to tell you that you're next. Watch out for the klang klangs those aren't much fun.
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    Historical Forum Moments......

    Yeah good times!
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    I was abducted by Aliens!

    It was cold but they sure didn't seem to care. Actually the probe was the least of my fears. The kling klings were way worse.
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    An important message from Bluebird.

    The aliens returned me about a week ago. What an ordeal. Warning to all: ALIENS ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS.
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    I was abducted by Aliens!

    They just returned me a week ago, no idea how long I was gone!
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    Hello everyone.

    :howdy:
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    Recently started jogging II

    I had the most horrible day. I hate myslef I really do.
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    Has anyone here agreed to stay married until the kids left home?

    Good post. Love isn't always strong enough for a marriage to last. Good marriages take more than just love to survive. I'm sure he still loves his wife as true love never dies even if it means two lovers can't be together.
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    Recently started jogging II

    I didn't feel right after I quit so I've decided to start back up again. As soon as my hangovrr subsides I'm going to pound the pavement. Feeling better already. I ran 14 miles total last week. Take that running shoes.
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