I bought my husband the cammo crocs. He wears them when boating or doing chores, but he does not wear them socially (if that is the right word?) I don't mind guys who wear crocs, but I probably wouldn't really want to see them on a first date either.
I'm confused by the contents... what is that pink stuff? Is it ice cream? Why is it so melty? Is it something else. Are there 2 packs of ham there?
On the bright side, it looks like he might have landed on a loaf of bread which probably helped soften his fall.
I don't think they even know if bumpers are really bad... just that more SIDS deaths occur when there are bumpers (or babies are on their stomachs). They really know NOTHING about SIDS. They just guess based on percentages.