Recent content by Jimbo

"Does this mud make my butt look big?"

"Honey, hand me my rifle, you're getting a new door..."

So how do you feel about original green bottle Polo?

DOH! wait wait... *saying* "You have a great rack and you're fantastic in bed, so let's get hitched" is bad taste... but not bad reasoning, right? RIGHT?!?!?

Tool? Who you callin a tool? :tool:

Ya know, see'n as how I attract all the skanks in the county, I think maybe we could make some bank starting up a dating service... we just have to get them spayed and neutered first. I don't have a problem with the freaks of society having sex, I have a problem with them breeding.

Will this be a clothing optional event?

I swear, some people... :bonk:

Thats cuz you're a lush. Don't you know better than to post here while you're at work? Your IT guy will run you through the ringer!

In the past, my house dogs have averaged 8-10 hours once they are "on schedule".. the key was getting them "oh schedule", and you have to expect accidents at first. Kiddie gate off an area that won't be harmed by waste. Hardwood and carpet are definatly off limits... Start getting them "on...

As a kidnapee, I remain neutral and claim no memberships, unless the SLS plans on getting Juggies. (or tys_mommie wears a skimpier top)

Part of their ya-ya ritual is kidnapping studs like us :silly: and dragging us out for their entertainment :spank:

w0rd. 'Sombody' :rolleyes: just traded in a 1999 1500 4x4 w\5.9 because after it hit 100k, it started falling apart. Not from abuse or neglect either. At 50k, the front and rear differentials had to be rebuilt... At 90k, 'sombody' had to rebuild their transfercase, and at 120k, it was...

Ya know ya missed me.

:howdy: Hi Titian