Recent content by matteressdancer

hey I have only been married twice! But I had a lot of wives.:whistle:

dude i aint got time to read all the post, but I luv the new aps smiley.:yahoo:

So my father is a widower. He aint gettin ass like I do, however he can still pull a little piece. WTF he says he cant get it up. D get you some little blue pills!. Since he only gets laid once in 6 months what is the best pill for him. The V is what like 8 hours prior? Damn he says the doc...

hey Socks, She called me like six times this weekend. damn how did you know I like hoop earings. If you do not want to go out with dougster, then you should pm me. I will Teach You how to have a meaningful overnight relationship:popcorn:

well I had one last night. I did not call the cab to come get her til 6:30am and I think I have that glow.

anyone ever have a meaningful overnight relationship and the next day all you can do is smile. I mean usually I can spot a woman that has that glow about her. Do guys have that same glow???:shrug:

Speak for your self:killingme well mine just kinda dangle:lmao:

they are all fun albums well:shrug:cds... store all them some where so you can show you grandkids how it was before IPOD was invented:killingme

ok 150 miles seperated! How do you know its over???

I am soo disappointed. I have been saving this BM all week and while I was out I had this sudden urge to go. I tried to supress the urge but it was like a turtle head poking outa my azz. So I went home and pinched a loaf. Now what should I do tomorrow at work?

Kwillia here is one more thing to think about:killingme:

I sense a science project comming on:popcorn:

well that is what I was thinking i should do but am still a little unsure. Thanks for the advice.

this seems like a straight foward question? But still I find myself :confused: Situtation I work a lot of overtime. hypothetically I make some amount straight time lets say $20 an hour time and a half for ot $30 an hour Sundays double time...

What kinda gift should I get for a friend with bennies:confused: