Recent content by Sir Blaump Ken

It will be back soon enough. Had to move to a dedicated server and get more bandwidth. It's being run by people who have started and sold many successful businesses. Each forum will meet a different need and I think will keep each group happy.

Advice: Do Not Shave Your Privates While Driving - The Consumerist

I prefer my ho to be sweet so no

my car was here and now its not. if someone has stolen it i expect it to be return asap. thank you

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I just farted and it smells like cheeze.

would you rather come in, on, or out?

Now that has to be a smelly dump! Why should you never ask a dwarf to pay for the drinks? Cos hes always a little short! How do you confuse a barbarian? Put a greatsword, a maul, and a greataxe in a room and ask them to take their pick.

A human, an elf, and a dwarf are all contracted to build a palace for the great Sultan of the Efreet. Unfortunately, the massive dome collapses and the efreet's harem is crushed to death. Furious, the Sultan orders all three to be executed by beheading. The human is dragged by the efreet's...

Did you hear about the Mage that got arrested for drink driving? He had his licience evoked.

like Swayze so how are your knees?

Im leaving now, hopefully I will get an answer by the end of the day.

So am I to believe that you are a midget tiger?

So a girl that looks like a cow is serious? Or do you just love cows in that special way? As for the others thank you. It may be a hernia, I've never had one. I hope it's not nerve damage. The Dr said he could see me later today so I'll be going in. May his hands be soft and warm and his...