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  1. just.me

    3 c's to think about!!

    THREE THINGS TO THINK ABOUT: 1. COWS 2. THE CONSTITUTION, and 3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS COWS Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the...
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    how to get a day off

    >>>>I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss >>>>would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" >>>>then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down >>>>from the ceiling and made funny noises. >>>> >>>>My coworker...
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    hotel bills

    Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to consider this... A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice...
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    Don't try to blame the dog!

    A boy is meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time for dinner. After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother leave the room to do the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog Duke, who's sitting underneath the boy's chair. Unfortunately, it was a large dinner and the boy had some...
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    Who Wants To Be a SuperHero?

    Has anyone seen this show? It is absolutely hilarious!! We caught it during the day on Saturday, but evidently shows on the shi-fi channel on Thursdays......
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    Neptunes -- HELP

    Supposed to meet some friends at Neptunes this afternoon. Anyone know their phone number or what time they open??
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    true kid answers

    A first grade school teacher in Virginia had twenty-five students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders...
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    2 more blonde jokes - sorry, Vrai!

    A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls". Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at...
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    Matts last visit home - service details.

    Memorial Service Details: Thursday 27 July at 1pm -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Monday, July 24, 2006, 11:11 AM News The Memorial Service will be held at 1 PM on Thursday July 27, 2006. Due to the large expected crowd the service will be...
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    sleep apnea

    I had such a rough night last night. I might have gotten 3 hours of sleep. My sleep test has been rescheduled for Aug. 5th. I don't know if I am gonna be able to make it or not. I am leaving work early today. Thank god my boss is understanding.
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    bad back

    My dad has evidently pulled a muscle in his back. A trip to the ER got him a shot and some prescriptions...He was feeling better but it is really bothering him again today. He is trying to not use the pain medicine. Does anyone have any advice?
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    hair cut

    I have gotten the urge so am thinking of going to get my hair chopped off - tonight! I want to stay in the Lexington Park/California area.........any suggestions as to who to go to? TIA!
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    blonde

    Blonde Outlaw Makes Poor Choice A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are on the run from the law when they find an old barn to hide out in. The police are close on their tails, so when the women find three sacks, they immediately jump into them. About a minute later, a policeman comes...
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    RIP/WTOT/Matt/PSA

    Just to let you all know ---- Red Cross is taking blood today at the Hollywood Rescue Squad until 6. The Red Cross supplies blood to our troops. Give blood!! Save a life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    the fish are biting!

    http://www.local6.com/news/9542967/detail.html
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    Lol!!!

    What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea????? a salad-shooter!
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    how old?

    In September I will turn 41. My hair is a bit longer than shoulder length, and I am in the process of growing it longer...I usually keep a perm in it, just a body wave. Nothing extravagant. My question is: Is it still appropriate for me to wear long, curly hair? Some 'friends' have made comments...
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    Never argue with a woman

    One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside...
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    angry people

    Why are so many forum-ites so angry? I feel bad, you all must have issues or family problems or something. For the record, I have met some really nice people -- you all know who you are -- on here. And, it seems that it is mostly women who are so angry, so sarcastic and just plain MEAN that it...
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    Donovans Pub

    Anyone been there lately? I was wondering what type of food they have and whether it was any good. Can't find a website....I called their number to see if they could fax a menu, but I just keep getting a recording....even though they open at 11:00
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