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  1. just.me

    3 c's to think about!!

    THREE THINGS TO THINK ABOUT: 1. COWS 2. THE CONSTITUTION, and 3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS COWS Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the...
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    how to get a day off

    >>>>I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss >>>>would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" >>>>then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down >>>>from the ceiling and made funny noises. >>>> >>>>My coworker...
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    hotel bills

    Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to consider this... A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice...
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    Cat was dumped

    That is IT!! I am getting a kitty. He already puts up with 2 dogs, and a 49 inch iguana....what is one little kitty more???? :lalala:
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    Don't try to blame the dog!

    A boy is meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time for dinner. After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother leave the room to do the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog Duke, who's sitting underneath the boy's chair. Unfortunately, it was a large dinner and the boy had some...
  6. just.me

    G' Morning-

    Good morning, everyone!! Hope your coffee is hot and day is not. (But I think it will be) :(
  7. just.me

    Who Wants To Be a SuperHero?

    Yeah, I am not sure that he gets the whole superhero concept.....LOL! :killingme
  8. just.me

    ALton Brown, Feasting on Asphalt!!

    I have always liked Alton Brown....we should get him down here for stuffed ham....the new show, I have to agree, is awesome!
  9. just.me

    Mark's Telethon Electronics

    Hey! I just checked my karma and I got the stupid, misspelled crap too...Must be Mark (I would not doubt that he has a hard time with his own name....LOL!) or his big fat wife...........or someone else related..... :boxing: :razz:
  10. just.me

    Mark's Telethon Electronics

    He did the same thing to me with a stereo a long time ago. I should have complained to someone. He is a nasty person.
  11. just.me

    Who Wants To Be a SuperHero?

    Has anyone seen this show? It is absolutely hilarious!! We caught it during the day on Saturday, but evidently shows on the shi-fi channel on Thursdays......
  12. just.me

    Cat was dumped

    South. No cell phone. Simple living. Aaahhhh, I wish I was there now.
  13. just.me

    Cat was dumped

    I hate that this happened to the poor kitten. But in a small part of me, tucked away really deep, I wish someone would have dropped it on my driveway. We do not have a cat, and when I said something to my significant other, he vetoed the idea. But I know he couldn't look a sweet little kitty in...
  14. just.me

    Neptunes -- HELP

    You must be blonde.
  15. just.me

    Neptunes -- HELP

    It was actually ok. The cook was there (but I had chowed on the peanut butter bread), the AC was on, - bathrooms weren't great but I have seen worse - and we all had a good time. They had everything we wanted as far as alcohol, except for ButterShot - one girl had never had a Buttery Nipple -...
  16. just.me

    Neptunes -- HELP

    On my way now. Thank you all for all of your help....Have a great weekend!!!
  17. just.me

    Neptunes -- HELP

    Yeah, we have a great bunch going over. But I really did want the clam appetizer!!
  18. just.me

    Neptunes -- HELP

    Good grief. What do they have?
  19. just.me

    Neptunes -- HELP

    sorry! since we were planning on munchies, and you tell me there is no cook, I am eating peanut butter on white bread before I go. I knew I should have just told everyone no, that i was going home. oh well. if it gets too bad, i will run across the street and jump in the water.
  20. just.me

    Neptunes -- HELP

    oh christ. i guess i will pee before i leave work. should have worn shorts or capris - whatever the hell those short pants are called. and maybe sneak a pint in my purse..... :whistle: or is that too juvenile??? :tap:
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