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    For E-Cig users

    Have Your Voice Heard by FDA Plus Introducing Valiant & Endeavor Your Voice Matters! If you aren't already aware, the FDA has published their proposed regulations for e-Cigarettes. These regulations are so strict and expensive that almost all e-Cigarette businesses will not be able to...
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    Hoyer's intern.......

    Class act Whoops! Hoyer intern caught complaining about ‘crazy-ass Republicans’ and ‘ignorant Christians’? | Twitchy
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    Sugarless Gummy Bears

    Read the reviews Beware Of The 5 lb. Bag Of Sugarless Gummy Bears On – The Reviews Are Priceless!
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    "You are not getting divorced".

    An elderly man in Oklahoma calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!" "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son yells. "We can't stand...
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    Andy rooney on sex!

    ANDY ROONEY ON SEX! 1. When I was born, I was given a choice - a big pecker or a good memory.... I don't remember what I chose. 2 Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. 3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects. 4...
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    You have to read this. How true are these 10 facts. Things need to change STUPIDISMS This is Canada's Top Ten List of America's Stupidity – WOW! 10 ) Only in America ... could politicians talk about the greed of the rich at a $35,000.00 a plate campaign fund-raising event. 9 ) Only...
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    Birthday reminder

    How time flies
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    3rd Term, and more, for Obama

    I knew this was going to become an issue Washington Post: Repeal presidential term limits | The Daily Caller
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    Once a Marine.....always a Marine!

    She went to her husband, a retired Marine, and asked, "Honey, do you remember this?" He looked up from his newspaper and said; "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married" She said, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night? He nodded and...
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    Great commercial

    This is a great commercial. Not a word spoken, and none needed. Very few commercials deserve to go viral. This one does.
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    Had to share

    This is a great commercial. Not a word spoken, and none needed. Very few commercials deserve to go viral. This one does.
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    Huge Bear Surprises Crew on EcoBubble Photo Shoot

    Bloody dangerous place Canada... the bears are huge and very curious... See what happens when a huge brown bear decides to take a closer look at a film shoot for a washing machine Huge Bear Surprises Crew on EcoBubble Photo Shoot in BC - YouTube
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    Worth the time to watch

    Wanted to share this with all. Thank you Brothers and Welcome Home Vietnam POW 40th Reunion News Coverage - YouTube
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    Cabbie picks up a Nun

    Cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you" She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as...
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    Absolutely the Best Dog Joke

    Nancy Pelosi called Harry Reid into her office one day and said, "Harry, I have a plan to win back Middle America in 2014!" "Great Nancy, but how?" asked Harry. "We'll get some cheesy clothes and shoes, like most Middle Class Americans wear, then stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador...
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    Best "comeback line"

    Police work can be entertaining as well as dangerous. Recently, a female sheriff's deputy arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22 year old white male, who was fornicating with a pumpkin in the middle of a field at night. The next day, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged...
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    Subsidy Calculator

    Subsidy Calculator | The Henry J. Kaiser Family Foundation Have fun with this
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    15 years ago today

    When I was alone with Ms. Lewinsky on certain occasions in early 1996, and once in early 1997, I engaged in conduct that was wrong. These encounters did not consist of sexual intercourse. They did not constitute sexual relations, as I understood that term to be defined at my January 17th, 1998...
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    Bless me Father,,,,,,,

    'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner...
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    My Living Will

    Here is a copy of my living will