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  1. The Dude

    News report: Obama shuts down entire universe

    :whistle: I think it happened because of "obamacare". What's funny is this sounds oddly familiar to the claim that: "everything was Bush's fault." I think I can feel the collective brain cells burning away as people do less and less thinking for themselves. :popcorn:
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    Bowling For Azzholes

    Edwin Mieses Jr. Is 'Forever Paralyzed,' According To Wife, After SUV Driver Hit Him And Other Biker And I'm glad he is paralyzed...that's one less biker jerkoff on the road. If this was me I drive over all of these jackasses like it was my gun would be out the window and...
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    Blazing Saddles

    "As honorary chairman of the welcoming committee, it is my privilege to extend to you a laurel and hearty handshake, to our new..." "Excuse me while I whip this out..." "Hey, Where are the white women at?" "Qualifications?" "Rape, Arson, Murder and Rape." "You said rape twice." "I...
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    You ever notice...

    how you can buy stuff on TV for four easy payments of 19.95? I would like to have a product that was available for three easy payments, and one ####in' complicated payment! We ain't gonna tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a bitch. The mailman will get shot...
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    I have an idea...

    I want to hang a map of the world in my house, and then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won’t fall down.
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    House for sale in the CRE

    So I was looking at a house for sale on the bay in Lusby. Really nice home, (as far as I can tell), with floor to ceiling windows that look out to a deck with an amazing view of the bay. Then someone pointed out to me that it was in CRE and my initial thought was "No f-ing way would I look...
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    This poor forum

    has turned into a bunch of whiners who take things too seriously and shout slander at every negative post about them. There used to be a time where you could make fun of people and they would just give you negative feed-back or even a good back and forth attack. Now every spazz on this...
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    Saw a DUI stop....

    this morning at 11am on Route 2 and Harmony Road in Calvert. The person had a convertible Mitsubishi Eclipse Spyder, the older body style of 2005 or earlier. Was trying to do the one foot in front of the other thing and was failing. It was some nice entertainment while at the stop light...
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    Another Great News Story from SoMdNews

    Check this one out. Man Dies After Fall from Ladder Sad story, but they need a new editor over there....
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    It would be great if...

    hurricane Irene washed away all the SMIBS. That is all...
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    Running in Calvert County?

    Does anyone know of a safe place to run long distance in Calvert County? I'm looking for somehwere where I can run at least 6 miles and have enough room on the side of the road that I don't have to worry about getting run over by people who are not paying attention. I know I can just run at...
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    Adult Men's Softball league?

    I may be a bit early for this, but I'm looking to join a team for the 2008 season. Anyone know what I need to do, or if there are any teams i can join? I rip the ball pretty damn well in the batting cage, i'd like to get on the field. Maybe there is a SOMD forum team... :whistle:
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    MX-5, Miata, or Mazda clubs?

    Hey is there a MX-5, Miata, or Mazda club in SOMD? I searched for a while on the internet but could only find one that meets mainly in Baltimore (too far away) or in Alexandria (also too far away). Just curious... BTW I have a 2007 Stormy Blue MX-5...had it for about a year you may...
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    Edwards Love Child?

    It's the National Enquirer, but it's still pretty funny... John Edwards Love Child Scandal! "But a source extremely close to the 43-year-old divorcée says Rielle has told a far different story privately: "Rielle told me she had a secret affair with Edwards. When she found out that she...
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    DREAM Act?

    So I work for a liberal organization....I'm more of a centrist myself...but this I have to post here. Congress failed to pass this DREAM Act yesterday, which in a nutshell would have given legal status to illegal immigrants who graduated high school by either having them go to college or join...
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    Anyone want to join a start up Strat-o-matic league

    for baseball? :howdy: I am looking to start a face-to-face computer league beginning with the 2007 season, hopefully with about 10-12 teams, either American or National League in the SOMD area. (I don't want it to be too much of an all-star league.) If you play the game and would maybe have...
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    Happy 420 Dudes!

    After all that, I gotta go to the Tiki Bar.... :howdy:
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    So is there anyone here into baseball? Knowing this is a football area and far away from Baltimore. Those Nats are pretty shiatty anyway. What team do you like, if any? I have to say, go Mets! :biggrin:
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