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    Things To Think About

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    The Teasing Wife

    “With a very seductive voice, a wife asked her husband Have you ever seen $20 all crumpled up?” “No”, said her husband. She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top three buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down in her cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra and pulled out a...
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    Beer

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    War Hero

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    Elk Sex

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    Where does poo come from?

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    Bad Day

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    I'm Flying Upside Down

    The Air traffic control tower lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft. A moment later the tower land-line rang and was answered by one of the employees. The passenger riding with the pilot, who lost communication, was on a cellular phone and yelling: “Mayday! Mayday! Mayday...
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    Windows Update

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    Too Long Without

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    Hilary Clinton Q&A

    Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand. Hillary asks him what his name is. "Kenneth," he says. "And what is your question, Kenneth?" she asks. "I have three...
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    Darwin Award Winner

    "THE WINNER!!!: [ Arkansas Democrat Gazette]: Two local men were injured when their pickup truck left the road and struck a tree near Cotton Patch on State Highway 38 early Monday.Woodruff County deputy Dovey Snyder reported the accident shortly after midnight Monday. Thurston Poole, 33, of...
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    Sad day at the fence

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPqi6_VsJFE
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    The Bull Ride

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    Getting Old

    Aging brain cells...a few days ago the wife picked up the "remote" and kept hitting buttons to try and change the channel. Nothing happened. After several seconds she looks at her hand and she had picked up the cordless phone. Later that same day I put something in the microwave, set the zap...
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    Holiday Stress

    Can I just ask everyone for a big favor? Those of you who are planning to place Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, can you please avoid anything that is red or blue and flashing? Every time I drive by, I think it's the police and have a panic attack. I have to take my foot off the...
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    Naughty DVD

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    Bill and Hillary

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    Clean Baby

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    You Must Become A Monk

    A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he...
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