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  1. ocean733

    Husband - insert foot in mouth

    So, my husband (Ironman) puts his foot in his mouth...and kind of quite often. :blahblah: Yesterday was a beaut. Thought I'd share: So me and hubby are in the supermarket. I walked away from him for only 1 minute. In that little bit of time a little old lady asked him to read a label for...
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    The Bottle of Wine

    Don't know if this has been posted before, but I thought it was cute. :buddies: THE BOTTLE OF WINE For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or Wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you See a bottle of wine: Sally was driving...
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    2009 Awards

    I didn't see a thread about the awards for the previous year. Did I miss it? Who is the biggest biatch? who is the biggest drama queen? who is the funniest? who is the most horny? I will post a poll when I get some suggestions for the categories. :popcorn:
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    Speeders/open containers

    I was just watching the show, (I don't know how old it was) and the cop just said that a passenger cannot get in trouble for an open container, as long as the driver is not drinking. This amazes me. Is this true?
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    Christmas tree pics

    I don't know if one was started yet, but here's ours:
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    Where is everyone at tonight?

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    Hey Ford

    Your AV seriously freaks me out. :cds:
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    Saturday evening

    OMG. I am so bored today. This has been the longest day I've had in a long time. Seriously, I'm starting to get on my own nerves. It's just crappy out. Someone come cheer me up!!!!:cds:
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    My favorite commercial!!

    Red Bone Mama: "Oh those boys are much too much! Those boys are much too much!"
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    What's for dinner?

    I'm making a chicken dish that I found on the back of a Stove Top Stuffing box. It has stuffing (duh), boneless, skinless chicken, cream of chicken soup, sour cream and mixed vegtables. Bake Can't wait to see how it will taste! :yahoo:
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    Where are all the kids?!

    I can't believe I haven't seen even one kid. :shrug: I have more candy than Willy Wonka!:cds:
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    C & Hoover

    Have fun tonight :howdy: Scott is on his way to Waldorf right now to pick up the kids and bring them here for Trick or Treat. Have one for me!:buddies: I wanna see the pics!!!
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    Palm Treo

    I don't know what I did, but now my text messages are in all capital letters. Does anyone know WTF I did/how to fix it? :howdy:
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    I love this show. I just watched a cop pull over a drunk driver and when he asked the drunk to say his ABC's, the drunk said that he knows them, but not in alphabetical order. :buddies::killingme:roflmao:
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    I need attention

    I'm bored. Someone entertain me.:buddies:
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    That is all. :whistle:
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    My worst nightmare. My mom just called me (at 2am-she's never awake). She heard a loud BANG, got up and looked out the window and turned around and saw a strange black man in her bedroom. She lives in Dorchester (in Waldorf). Turns out, it was 3 fifteen-year-olds. They broke into...
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    Hey StrawberryGirl

    Your text message made me smile. I really needed that. I'm still sick, but you made me giggle. :huggy: Thanks
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    Hair places

    Has anyone ever gone to Great Clips or the Haircuttery? What do you think of those places? I just moved and don't know the area yet and who is reputable, but I saw those 2 shops right near my new place. Advice? Concerns? Comments? TIA
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    Who is

    Frank Tippett? I found out who Anne Arundel is, Lord Calvert, and some other names, but I can't figure out who Frank Tippett is. Anyone know?