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  1. Charles

    Pregnant yapper on a cell phone!

    Yesterday I'm carefully crossing the TJ bridge in our box truck when this crazy pregnant broad tries to pass me! She's yappin' away on her headset and not paying attention to anything. We almost had 6 tons of tortillas all over the place in rush hour. Pregnant children with cell phones...
  2. Charles

    Amish ingenuity

    An Amish woman was driving her buggy to town when a highway patrol officer stopped her. "I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it could be dangerous." "I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall...
  3. Charles

    Ethanol in NASCAR Clint Bowyer's cook-out on the last lap made me wonder about what if it was an Ethanol fire. I know Ethanol burns with a red tint but is it a lot more visible than alcohol that is nearly invisible?
  4. Charles

    Help with neighbors

    We just moved into a new neighborhood and didn't realize it was full of snobs. We just left Section 8 housing so our kids are just a little "rough" and need a little understanding. The snobs don't know that it takes a village to raise a child. The whiny one next door is really a mean one, she...
  5. Charles

    Ranch Water Company

    Is the water company referred to in the home page survey the Ranch Water Company? Aren't they the one that keeps Calvert County in court or is this the water company in North Beach that they are mad at? A friend is bidding on a house in the Ranch Estates but maybe it is a place to avoid.