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    Is it just me?

    Treat them like a cat and spritz them with ammonia.
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    Wife Wrecked The Car

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    Daffy's Hotel Stay

    Hope this doesn't get me a time out.
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    This Week's Edition Of "This May Take A Moment"

    Now do one from the driver's point of view.
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    What's for Sale

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    Luantics, right next door. And police are minutes away....

    The guy from Leonards Grant did move. He was always worried about the kids playing baseball in the neighborhood among other things.
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    Luantics, right next door. And police are minutes away....

    If the people walking on his roof get injured in one of the holes he created with his shotgun, can they sue him?
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    Luantics, right next door. And police are minutes away....

    So glad I moved out of that neighborhood years ago. At least in Leonardtown living next to the hospital, we only had naked jail inmates escaping custody and running through our yards. Always entertaining to watch a female deputy wrestling with a naked man in your yard.
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    My Dad's Pecans

    This is the poem that my niece wrote and presented at my Dad's eulogy. Pecans Aged palms open. Cradled in all his wisdom, A shell. Fingers of knotted roots, Grown through Love for life and Grandfatherly strength, Place the shell on the Nicked wooden table. “Like this,” he instructs Behind his...
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    Cab Ride to The Brothel

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    My Dad's Pecans

    My dear old departed Dad loved pecans. His Mom and one of his sisters had a couple of huge pecan trees in their yard in Florida and Dad would gather pecans in sacks and bring them home. In his later years, he planted a pecan tree in his own yard and lived long enough for it to produce nuts...
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    I had a dream

    I think you left part of the lead-in to that story out. Maybe something about a dream!
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    Things To Think About

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    Happy birthday, Gopher!

    Thanks. It was a beautiful rainy day here in the hills. It was still a wonderful day.
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    The Teasing Wife

    OMG, Vrai is a natural blonde after all.
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    The Teasing Wife

    “With a very seductive voice, a wife asked her husband Have you ever seen $20 all crumpled up?” “No”, said her husband. She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top three buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down in her cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra and pulled out a...
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    Very Loud BANG

    If you are the only one that heard it, does that mean it is just a Theory?
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    Un-neighborly dogs...

    The area where we have retired to in GA has the same problem. Seems like almost everyone has a dog and walks them. About half the people will clean up and the rest will just walk away. There is dog waste in the street and on the sidewalks. One neighbor with a corner lot put up the no poop...
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