Don't bother with all these things! Just drain the ramen and then mix in a can of King Oscar sardines. A little freshly ground pepper on top and 'voila!', an excellent lunch that will also keep the spouse away!
But now Aussies can't ream CNN a new one in the comments and visit FB jail.
BTW, wth is up with Australia lately? Pandemic fascism and making one entity liable for another's comments? Turning into Kiwis or something?