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  1. Lilly

    Are you a Frustrated Liberal?

    . . . Do you want to get away from a country composed 51% of bible-thumping redneck morons? The Canadians have come to your rescue. Just go to and hook up with a nice liberal Canadian man or women, willing to marry you to get you over the northern border faster ...
  2. Lilly

    Privatization here we come!

    President Bush said on Thursday he planned to start work immediately on reforming America's ailing Social Security retirement system and predicted a long slog ahead. "We will start on Social Security now. We will start bringing together those in Congress who agree with my assessment that we...
  3. Lilly

    Unfit for Command

    Quick read . . . very interesting. That is if you can find it buried underneath the copies of "My Life" in the bookstore . . .
  4. Lilly


    What Are Politics? A kid goes to his dad and asks, "Dad, what are politics?" His dad replies, " Put it this way; I am the breadwinner of the family so I am capatilism. Your mom is the owner of the money so she is government. The government is the provider for the people so you are the...
  5. Lilly

    More Telemarketer Techniques

    GETTING RID OF TELEMARKETERS... ** If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. ** If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems...
  6. Lilly

    Valentines Day for Men

    Got this from the hubby and couldn't help but spray my soup all over the computer screen . . . ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ehem... pay attention ladies...our day has finally come. Every 14th of February you get the chance to...
  7. Lilly

    Santa Claus?

    Okay . . . someone help me! Christmas caught us off guard this year and we are way behind in the holly jolly celebration! Not only have I still got a zillion presents to buy but we forgot to make the annual voyage to Santa's lap. We usually catch him in Leonardtown square but this year it...
  8. Lilly

    Question . . . ?

    Another one for the Stupid Questions Forum . . . Does anyone know where there is a website that you can search for song lyrics BY song lyric . . . ? I know this would be pretty tough - not to mention the size of the database. I have found searches by artist, title, album, etc. But what do...
  9. Lilly

    Plane Crash??

    I just heard something about a plane crash on base?? Supposedly near Gate 2? Anyone know what is happening?
  10. Lilly

    X-Mas Letter to the Troops

  11. Lilly

    John Q.

    Saw this movie last night and loved it! I truthfully wasn't expecting that much from it and was definitely suprised! I would reccomend it to anybody with a heart! Hell, it even moved my husband (very difficult thing to do). It wasn't all drama like many of these movies are, but was actually...
  12. Lilly

    Strange MD Laws

    Strange Maryland Laws In Baltimore, it is illegal to wash or scrub sinks, no matter how dirty they get. Every person who has bowled since 1833 may be fined $2 for each offense. In Halethorpe, it is illegal to kiss for more than one second. It's illegal to mistreat oysters. It's...
  13. Lilly

    Bumper Stickers for Cariblue

    A clean conscience makes a soft pillow. Are you wrinkled with burden? Come on into Church for a faith lift! Exercise daily. Walk with the Lord! Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it. Read The Bible... It Will Scare The Hell Out Of You! God...
  14. Lilly

    Classic Dave Barry Smilies

    USEFUL INTERNET EMOTICONS EMOTICON MEANING :) Happy person :( Sad person :-) Happy person with a nose :-( Sad person with a nose :---( Person who is sad because he or she has a large nose :-D Person laughing...
  15. Lilly


    Cari - I hope this whole "rapture" thing who have been experiencing today doesn't have anything to do with it being the eve of Lammas! I would hate to see your tree go unplanted!
  16. Lilly

    XTC Use By The Terminally Ill

    Okay this comes off the marijuana vs. alcohol thread - specifically WC's post about pot being used by the terminally ill. I saw a primetime report (Dateline or something . . .can't remember) on ecstacy use and the feature story focused on a couple where the man was terminally ill. I forget the...
  17. Lilly

    Thoughts on Zen

    1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're...
  18. Lilly

    Court Case moved out of St. Mary's??

    Heard a quick blurb on the radio today about the trial of the Wiegle boys for the shooting that took place a few months ago. I heard that Raley will stay on as judge but never heard a determination as to whether the case will stay in St. Mary's or be transferred out of county . . . . anyone know?
  19. Lilly

    West Virginia Love Poem

    <i> Suzy Lee fell in love. She planned to marry Joe. She was so happy 'bout it all, She told her pappy so. Pappy told her, "Suzy Gal, You'll have to find another. I'd just as soon yo maw don't know, But Joe is yo half-brother." So Suzy forgot about her Joe And planned to marry...
  20. Lilly

    Dog Custody

    I can hear it now - "Not only did she leave me but she took my dog man!" I find this a wee bit drastic for the pup only having been part of the "family" for 2 months prior to the breakup - but hey - must have been an awfully good dog!