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    NASCAR Printable Championship grid
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    Bernie the hoarse.

    Rest that throat Bern!
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    Funny bumper sticker

    I saw one yesterday the said "Brackish Life, Fresh but still a little salty"
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    What is this supposed to mean?

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    How do you edit your custom user title?

    That little line under you user name and avatar. Where mine currently says "Love it to death" I can't figure out where it is, and forget what it's called?
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    Miss Universe 2018 is...

    A woman!?:confused: Congratulations Miss Phillipines!:diva: Mr.Spain did receive a participation trophy in the form of a special segment on how courageous he is for turning into a girl when he was called a girl. He claims he was bullied, but the end product proves it was just career...
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    Trump Approves Use Of Death Star On Migrant Caravan

    Trump Approves Use Of Death Star On Migrant Caravan WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a calm, measured response to the migrant caravan approaching the US, President Trump reportedly just approved the use of the United States Space Force's Death Star superlaser in order to obliterate the approaching Central...
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    Dopesick Nation

    A new show on the Viceland Channel, set in Florida, the rehab capitol of the world. It's about two recovering addicts who try to get other addicts into rehab, and the rehab industry itself. It's definitely not a feel good story.
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    Hey Mfers!

    "Marylanders for electing republican senators" wants you to get out and vote!:patriot:
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    During last Sundays preseason game between the Bills and Bengals they flashed of a picture of John McCain with his birth-death years. The play by play guy, David Burkhardt, explained that he had been suffering from brain cancer for some time and had passed away...Finally.:faint: Seemed...
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    Isn't that cute?

    A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground...
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    Bruce and Jenny

    Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for...
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    A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 18 years, the son is now old...
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    I'll break it in half

    Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. 'Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?' When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend...
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    This a too cool!

    Facebook sent me an e-mail saying they cared oh so much about my privacy! So I blocked them. Not one minute later I got another e-mail, remember I blocked them, saying someone had tried to access my account so they locked it, and I blocked that one too! I've been try to delete my account...
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    Who's to blame?

    I got money riding on this, so I need an answer. I happen to run into a guy that I haven't seen in a while, and he has a Hulk Hogan mustache. You know the kind, sort of Fu Man Choo thing. So I say, "Hey You, what's up with the Hulk Hogan mustache?". Holy Crap, you'd have thought I kicked...
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    Hawaii, Can you imagine?

    Lava spewing from cracks in the road and flowing through your backyard? Holy Smokes, that is some scary stuff. If the lava can't get you the sulfuric gas can.
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    Does this qualify as a sh*thole country?

    Mozambique garbage landslide kills 17.:faint:
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    Careful, you might sprain an ankle!

    After having twins, Mary could tell that her husband had lost interest in sexual relations. So she spoke to her doctor about it and he told her about a cosmetic procedure that may help 'tighten' things up. He cautioned her to speak with her husband first so there would be no misunderstanding...
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    Kyle Busch Blames...

    Everyone!:killingme Logano ---> Kurt Busch...