So, when I clean house the last thing I do is spray the air freshener...sorta says, "Ahhhh, Whome...you done good. Now you may sit, relax and enjoy your obviously just cleaned home." Anywho, this past Saturday after I was finished cleaning I looked for my air freshener....hello, little air...
I need help, I'm at a complete loss of ideas for what to get my maid of honor and bridesmaids. I was originally thinking about getting purses and maybe earrings for the wedding but I'm not sure that's appropriate since they're not really gifts for them. I mean they are, but they're for the...
1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
-You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10
-No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God...
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch,
‘Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?’
The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says...
What are your plans? We decided to stay in and have people over, though we're still trying to decide on seating :lol:
We're going to eat, drink, play Wii, drink, eat, who knows, toast :party:, eat and go to bed :biggrin:
Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
Cause a bimbo's phone number was in his Blackberry.
He'd been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up...
SMART ASS ANSWER #6 -- It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John, seated in Front. 'What are my choices?' John asked.
'Yes or no,' she replied.
SMART ASS ANSWER #5 -- A flight attendant was stationed at the Departure gate to...
There's a car flipped upside down near exit 11/Pennsylvania Ave with couple fire trucks and several police cars, traffic's building both ways.
I didn't see any other cars that would've been in the accident though..? Either way, hope everyone's okay.
My job's sending me to a Convention & Expo at the Gaylord Palms Resort in September :yahoo:
I'll be there Sunday-Thursday...party Sunday night, United Night at Disney on Monday, convention Tuesday and Wednesday from 10:30-3. No "work" Sunday-day, Monday-day, Tuesday or Wednesday...