‘Too Much Mayonnaise’

[GURPS]

A “senseless” fit of rage over too much mayonnaise on a sandwich ended at a Downtown Atlanta Subway with the customer shooting two employees, killing one and leaving another victim in critical condition, according to local media.

Police said around 6:30 p.m., an unidentified male came into the restaurant, ordered a sandwich, and took his anger out on the employees for spreading a disproportionate amount of mayo on the bread.

“He decided to escalate the situation and from there,” store-owner Willie Glen told Fox 5 Atlanta, “that’s when all hell broke loose.”

“Believe it or not, it was about too much mayonnaise on his sandwich.”

‘Too Much Mayonnaise’ Argument Leaves One Dead, Another Injured: Report

A “senseless” fit of rage over too much mayonnaise on a sandwich ended at a Downtown Atlanta Subway with the customer shooting two employees, killing one and leaving another victim in critical condition, according to local media. Police said around 6:30 p.m., an unidentified male came into the...

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[PrchJrkr]

Wow, just wow. We have to ban mayonnaise. There's just no other solution. Mayo has to go!

Maybe @GregV814 can design some posters.

 

[DaSDGuy]

Obviously a single guy. No womins in his life to make him a sammich.

 

[Kyle]

 

[Kyle]

 

[limblips]

Downtown Atlanta, no mention of perps race and the popo spokesperson says "Hampton said the senseless act of gun owners who don’t make the right decisions frustrates authorities."

I could be wrong but reporting such as this tells me: The perp is a minority and the gun wasn't legal.

 

[DaSDGuy]

He better hope they don't catch him. Bologna sammiches with mayo is a lunch staple in most county jails.

 

[limblips]

He better hope they don't catch him. Bologna sammiches with mayo is a lunch staple in most county jails.

They have an undescribed, un-named individual in custody now.

 

[Gilligan]

They should be glad they didn't put that excess mayo on the sammich for some 300# black woman. She wouldn't have needed a gun to clean the place out.

 

[glhs837]

Downtown Atlanta, no mention of perps race and the popo spokesperson says "Hampton said the senseless act of gun owners who don’t make the right decisions frustrates authorities."

I could be wrong but reporting such as this tells me: The perp is a minority and the gun wasn't legal.

My BS radar was going off too.....

 

[Hijinx]

The problem is that the Mayonnaise is white. It's white, and these people hate white.
Mayonnaise is a symbol of white supremacy.
Don't be putting Mayonnaise on a black man's sammich.
In New York they hate Orientals, so no Mustard in New York. Especially if they are going to a subway station.
Put Mustard on their sammich and some Oriental is going under a train.

Ketchup is the thing Use Ketchup. The Blacks no better than to fuk with the Indians
Excuse me Native Americans. Indigenous Americans . There are no more Indians.

 

[Sneakers]

Seems to be a pattern. A totally over-the-top extreme unjustified response to a minor inconvenience because his feels got hurt or wrongly perceived embarrassment, and had to provide a swift and permanent retribution so it would never happen again.

 

[jrt_ms1995]

There's never "too much mayonnaise"; the problem was it wasn't Duke's mayonnaise! Jury will acquit when that comes out during trial.