1 more blonde joke...

SxyPrincess

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A young blonde lady had all the windows in her house replaced with new double-insulated energy-efficient windows. Twelve months later, she gets an irate call from the contractor complaining that the work has been done for a year and despite repeated bills and collection notices, she has yet to make the
first payment.

The blonde replies, "Now, don't try to pull a fast one on me. The
salesman who sold me those told me that in one year they would pay for themselves."
 

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
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and a few more...

Q: What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....?
A: A blond doing cartwheels.

Q: What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.

Q: How do you know when a blond's been in your fridge?
A: Lipstick on the cucumbers!

Q: What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common?
A: All you have to do is scratch the box to win.
 
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