10 Reasons why the World Cup ain't a big deal to 'Mericans

Why do we NOT care the most?

  • Yellow Cards...oooohhh, you\'re in trouble now!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Red Cards...NOW you\'ve done it! Go stand in the corner!

    Votes: 1 16.7%
  • The off sides rule...kills fast breaks

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • The officiating...EVERY play looks like somebody got their shin splint!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • People with ONE name...

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Shoot outs to decide the winner...lame

    Votes: 1 16.7%
  • They call it \"football\" but there ain\'t no first downs...

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • \"Free\" kicks...you know, where the other guys take a \"freebie\" to the groin

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Larry don\'t get it...ALL of the above is WHY I love it!

    Votes: 2 33.3%
  • Larry DOES get it...ALL of the above!...and thank Pete Rozell it\'s only every four years!

    Votes: 2 33.3%

  • Total voters
    6
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