Mike
F*** Socialism!
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands
On their wedding night, she told her new husband to 'Please be gentle; I'm
Still a virgin'..
'What?' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you've
Been married ten times.?'
'Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it
Was going to be. '
Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was
Suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me. '
Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out
Diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. '
Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he
Didn't know when he would be able to deliver. '
Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted
Three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art
Method. '
Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure
Whether it was his job or not. '
Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how
To position it.
'Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it. '
Husband # 9 was a Gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.
'Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was lick it God I miss
Him. '
But now that I've married you, I'm so excited'.
'Wonderful', said the Husband, 'but why?
'You're with the 'GOVERNMENT'.. This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband to 'Please be gentle; I'm
Still a virgin'..
'What?' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you've
Been married ten times.?'
'Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it
Was going to be. '
Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was
Suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me. '
Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out
Diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. '
Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he
Didn't know when he would be able to deliver. '
Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted
Three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art
Method. '
Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure
Whether it was his job or not. '
Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how
To position it.
'Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it. '
Husband # 9 was a Gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.
'Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was lick it God I miss
Him. '
But now that I've married you, I'm so excited'.
'Wonderful', said the Husband, 'but why?
'You're with the 'GOVERNMENT'.. This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED.