Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant. ~ Unknown
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. ~ Mark Twain
Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies. ~ Gene Hill
Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. ~ Groucho Marx
Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul ~ chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! ~ Anne Tyler
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money. ~ Joe Weinstein
Cat's motto: no matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it. ~ Unknown
Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail. ~ Unknown
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. ~ Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. ~ Andy Rooney
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. ~ Unknown
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. ~ Mark Twain
Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies. ~ Gene Hill
Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. ~ Groucho Marx
Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul ~ chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! ~ Anne Tyler
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money. ~ Joe Weinstein
Cat's motto: no matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it. ~ Unknown
Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail. ~ Unknown
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. ~ Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. ~ Andy Rooney
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. ~ Unknown