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[RoseRed]

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day and all the patients were in the recreation yard shouting, "13....13....13."...

The fence was too high to see over but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through it to see what was going on.

Some nut poked me in the eye with a stick!

Then they all started shouting "14....14....14"...

 

[vraiblonde]

 

[jenbengen]

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day and all the patients were in the recreation yard shouting, "13....13....13."...

The fence was too high to see over but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through it to see what was going on.

Some nut poked me in the eye with a stick!

Then they all started shouting "14....14....14"...

 

[GWguy]

Old Benny Hill: dufus sitting in a bar..

"21 today, 21 today...."

"Oh, you're 21 today? Let me buy you a beer!"





"22 today, 22 today......"

 

[maceygirl12]

 

[unixpirate]

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day and all the patients were in the recreation yard shouting, "13....13....13."...

The fence was too high to see over but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through it to see what was going on.

Some nut poked me in the eye with a stick!

Then they all started shouting "14....14....14"...

 

[Vince]

One day a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead snuck into a farm.

The farmer said to his wife,
"I think I hear something outside."

The girls heard the door open,and
they all ran in different directions.

The brunette ran into the cow pen. The redhead ran into the pig pen, and the blonde ran into the potato patch.

The farmer went to the cow pen and said,"Is there anyone there?"
The brunette said,"Mmmmmmmoooooo."

Then he went over to the pig pen and the farmer said, "Is there anyone there?" and the redhead said, "Oink oink."

Then he went over to the potato patch and said, "Is there anyone
there?" and the blonde said, "Potatooooo."

 

[GopherM]

Great one!

 

[FireBrand]

One day a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead snuck into a farm.

The farmer said to his wife,
"I think I hear something outside."

The girls heard the door open,and
they all ran in different directions.

The brunette ran into the cow pen. The redhead ran into the pig pen, and the blonde ran into the potato patch.

The farmer went to the cow pen and said,"Is there anyone there?"
The brunette said,"Mmmmmmmoooooo."

Then he went over to the pig pen and the farmer said, "Is there anyone there?" and the redhead said, "Oink oink."

Then he went over to the potato patch and said, "Is there anyone
there?" and the blonde said, "Potatooooo."

 

[Seamaid]

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day and all the patients were in the recreation yard shouting, "13....13....13."...

The fence was too high to see over but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through it to see what was going on.

Some nut poked me in the eye with a stick!

Then they all started shouting "14....14....14"...