18- You don't have to sneak your golf magazines into the house.
17- If you are having trouble with golf, it's perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to show you how to improve your technique.
16- The Ten Commandments don't say anything about golf..
15- If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you golfing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet when you become famous.
14- Your golf partner won't keep asking questions about other partners you've golfed with.
13- It's perfectly respectable to golf with a total stranger.
12- When you see a really good golfer, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you golfing together.
11- If your regular golf partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you golf with someone else.
10- Nobody will ever tell you that you can go blind if you golf by yourself.
9- When dealing with a golf pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
8- You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy golf stuff.
7- You can have a golf calendar on your wall at the office, tell golf jokes and invite co-workers to golf with you without getting sued for harassment.
6- There's no such thing as a golf transmitted disease.
5- If you want to watch golf on television, you don't have to subscribe to a premium cable channel.
4- Nobody expects you to promise to golf with just one partner for the rest of your life.
3- Nobody expects you to give up golfing if your partner loses interest in the game.
2- You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily for the enjoyment of golf.
1- Your golf partner will never say, "What? We just golfed last week! Is that all you ever think about?"
17- If you are having trouble with golf, it's perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to show you how to improve your technique.
16- The Ten Commandments don't say anything about golf..
15- If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you golfing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet when you become famous.
14- Your golf partner won't keep asking questions about other partners you've golfed with.
13- It's perfectly respectable to golf with a total stranger.
12- When you see a really good golfer, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you golfing together.
11- If your regular golf partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you golf with someone else.
10- Nobody will ever tell you that you can go blind if you golf by yourself.
9- When dealing with a golf pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
8- You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy golf stuff.
7- You can have a golf calendar on your wall at the office, tell golf jokes and invite co-workers to golf with you without getting sued for harassment.
6- There's no such thing as a golf transmitted disease.
5- If you want to watch golf on television, you don't have to subscribe to a premium cable channel.
4- Nobody expects you to promise to golf with just one partner for the rest of your life.
3- Nobody expects you to give up golfing if your partner loses interest in the game.
2- You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily for the enjoyment of golf.
1- Your golf partner will never say, "What? We just golfed last week! Is that all you ever think about?"