$20,000 reward for hunting illegals?

Kyle

Beloved Misanthrope
PREMO Member
Is there a bag limit?

Are there separate firearm, bow and trapping seasons?

Are you allowed to use bait?

Anyone know of a good taxidermist?
 

Ken King

A little rusty but not crusty
PREMO Member
Typical click-bait. The reward is for "information that leads to the arrest of an escapee" and not hunting down illegals.
 

Monello

Smarter than the average bear
PREMO Member
A bit off topic but.....

You want to deport every illegal in America? Set up a cash money bounty system. Rat out any illegal and earn cash and prizes.

The hotline phone will be ringing off the hook.

And a contest can be set up like a bass pro fishing tournament. Have a category for the largest(weight) illegal deported. Have a male, female and gender fluid category for this award. Also shortest, tallest, most different nationalities kicked out, largest family unit booted out. Get a B level celebrity to host the awards show. All the category winners get a trip to disneyland.
 

limblips

Well-Known Member
PREMO Member
A bit off topic but.....

You want to deport every illegal in America? Set up a cash money bounty system. Rat out any illegal and earn cash and prizes.

The hotline phone will be ringing off the hook.

And a contest can be set up like a bass pro fishing tournament. Have a category for the largest(weight) illegal deported. Have a male, female and gender fluid category for this award. Also shortest, tallest, most different nationalities kicked out, largest family unit booted out. Get a B level celebrity to host the awards show. All the category winners get a trip to disneyland.
I am going to start a movement to get you elected as a write in!
 

Merlin99

Visualize whirled peas
PREMO Member
A bit off topic but.....

You want to deport every illegal in America? Set up a cash money bounty system. Rat out any illegal and earn cash and prizes.

The hotline phone will be ringing off the hook.

And a contest can be set up like a bass pro fishing tournament. Have a category for the largest(weight) illegal deported. Have a male, female and gender fluid category for this award. Also shortest, tallest, most different nationalities kicked out, largest family unit booted out. Get a B level celebrity to host the awards show. All the category winners get a trip to disneyland.
I'd like to see the one with the most felonies as a 10 pointer, the most baby mommas as maybe a 9, the one with the most federal handouts as a 9...
 

GregV814

Well-Known Member
yeah but like White Marlin fishing you have to take a polygraph exam, the bounty has to be alive and NOT stored months ago in a pen....
 

Kyle

Beloved Misanthrope
PREMO Member
Alternately they could make a spin off ala "Wild Kingdom" with a host and some poor slob that has to go out in the field and lasso the runaway, tranq, tag and release into the sanctuary at McMurdo Preserve.
 

Monello

Smarter than the average bear
PREMO Member
yeah but like White Marlin fishing you have to take a polygraph exam, the bounty has to be alive and NOT stored months ago in a pen....
I can see it now. Mexican cartels kidnap central Americans then take them to America against their will. Then turn them all in to ICE as illegals. Technically there is an almost unlimited supply of illegals using this method of bounty scamming.

Folks are always going to find loopholes in any reward/punishment system.
 

Monello

Smarter than the average bear
PREMO Member
Alternately they could make a spin off ala "Wild Kingdom" with a host and some poor slob that has to go out in the field and lasso the runaway, tranq, tag and release into the sanctuary at McMurdo Preserve.
I would house them at the old Adak NAS. There is already infrastructure there. Plus I heard it's really pretty up there around Christmas time.
 

WingsOfGold

Well-Known Member
Can you shoot them over bait?

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GregV814

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hold on WOG, you, you scoundrel...dont you have the perseverance that the picture up there reminds me of Jim Crow, old plantations, Blazing Saddles, Highway 61, Jim Beam and Emmit Till??? Have you no pride man???!!!
 

Merlin99

Visualize whirled peas
PREMO Member
I would house them at the old Adak NAS. There is already infrastructure there. Plus I heard it's really pretty up there around Christmas time.
Been to Adak a few times, they can store me there for a few weeks
 
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