2005 Darwin Nominee

SamSpade

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PREMO Member
The First 2005 Darwin Awards Nominee

The following mind-boggling attempt at a crime spree in Renton, Washington appeared to be the would-be robber's first (and last) due to his lack of a previous record of violence, and his terminally stupid choices:

His target was H & J Leather & Firearms, a gun shop specializing in handguns. The shop was full of customers -- firearms customers. To enter the shop, the would-be robber had to step around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door. A uniformed officer was standing at the counter, having coffee before work.

Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up and fired a few wild shots from a .22 target pistol. The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, the police officer with a 9mm Glock 17, the clerk with a .50 Desert Eagle, assisted by several customers who also drew their guns, several of whom also fired.

The would-be robber was pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics. Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified rounds from 7 different weapons. No one else was hurt in the exchange of fire.

It's only April and we already may have the winner of the 2005 Darwin Award. This guy is going to be hard to beat.
 

blacklabman

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I love it when a criminal gets killed. However, I think the shooters need to spend some more time at the range considering a shot to hit ratio of less than 50%.
 

DoWhat

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PREMO Member
SamSpade said:
The First 2005 Darwin Awards Nominee

The following mind-boggling attempt at a crime spree in Renton, Washington appeared to be the would-be robber's first (and last) due to his lack of a previous record of violence, and his terminally stupid choices:

His target was H & J Leather & Firearms, a gun shop specializing in handguns. The shop was full of customers -- firearms customers. To enter the shop, the would-be robber had to step around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door. A uniformed officer was standing at the counter, having coffee before work.

Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up and fired a few wild shots from a .22 target pistol. The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, the police officer with a 9mm Glock 17, the clerk with a .50 Desert Eagle, assisted by several customers who also drew their guns, several of whom also fired.

The would-be robber was pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics. Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified rounds from 7 different weapons. No one else was hurt in the exchange of fire.

It's only April and we already may have the winner of the 2005 Darwin Award. This guy is going to be hard to beat.
Why is this this in the joke section? Is it suppose to be funny?
If there were better gun control laws, this would never of happened.

















Just ask 2A.

Now that was funny.
 

Triggerfish

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blacklabman said:
I love it when a criminal gets killed. However, I think the shooters need to spend some more time at the range considering a shot to hit ratio of less than 50%.
:yeahthat:

However remember some of the rounds were from the criminal's few attention getters. :lol:
 
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