2012

[vraiblonde]

DUMBEST MOVIE EVER!!!

I'm 20 minutes into it and I swear, as GOD is my witness, I will never watch another movie with Woody Harrelson in it again.

They better start destroying stuff soon or I'm turning it off.

 

[GWguy]

DUMBEST MOVIE EVER!!!

I'm 20 minutes into it and I swear, as GOD is my witness, I will never watch another movie with Woody Harrelson in it again.

They better start destroying stuff soon or I'm turning it off.

I just watched it for the first time a few nights ago.... wait 'till you get to the end.....

 

[RoseRed]

I thought you didn't believe in God.

 

[RoseRed]

Mayb God isn`t the only 1 witnessin????

...

 

[vraiblonde]

And this could have been such a great movie, too.

 

[Hawkeye]

And this could have been such a great movie, too.

The best part is the scene when the chinese guy was trying to get his parents to leave. The chicken should have been nominated for an Oscar in this movie

 

[Beta84]

that movie was as cyclical as it could get. People are worried that bad things are going to happen so it's time to leave. They start to run and, OH NO, here comes the bad thing! But luckily they are JUST able to get away and are the last survivors to escape. Again and again. I think the only surprise to me was their method of transportation at the end because I wasn't expecting it, but I guess it made enough sense.

Maybe someone will finally have a good Apocalypse movie but I doubt it.

 

[LC_Sulla]

DUMBEST MOVIE EVER!!!

I'm 20 minutes into it and I swear, as GOD is my witness, I will never watch another movie with Woody Harrelson in it again.

They better start destroying stuff soon or I'm turning it off.

Woody was the only good part about the movie.

Did you see Zombieland? Awesome Woody H. movie. Awesome!

If you like Zombies (and who doesn't), read/listen to WWZ.

 

[vraiblonde]

Woody was the only good part about the movie.

Did you see Zombieland? Awesome Woody H. movie. Awesome!

If you like Zombies (and who doesn't), read/listen to WWZ.

Yuck to Woody and double yuck to zombies. I just don't get either of them. The last movie I saw Woody in that I could tolerate was The Cowboy Way. Now that he's gone round the bend IRL and is only good for character parts, he sucks.

 

[LusbyMom]

We saw this movie in the theater.. it was LONG and started off super slow and I believe I even dozed off a time or two

 

[Pushrod]

I just watched it for the first time a few nights ago.... wait 'till you get to the end.....

How did they quadruple the amount of water on the planet to be able to cover the himalayas up to 20 some thousand feet.

 

[Toxick]

How did they quadruple the amount of water on the planet to be able to cover the himalayas up to 20 some thousand feet.

Global warming - melted all the glaciers.


I agree that 2012 was lame-city. Repetative and formulaic as all get out. All it needed was for John Cusack to have a shaggy-haired goddam dog which jumps onto one the arks at the last possible second to rousing cheers from the audience.

Woody Harrelson was in this movie for "comedy relief", but this movie did not need comic relief. The entire movie was a joke.

This movie was crap. Everything about it was crap. It was an insult to anyone with a functioning brain. The special effects were fair, I suppose, but they weren't enough to save this movie. I want to throw hammers at the writers and producers.



And I am one of three people who liked the movie "Doom" - the one with The Rock in it. So as you can see, it takes quite a bit of work to make me hate a movie. But I hated this movie.

I hated it so bad.

 

[Pushrod]

Global warming - melted all the glaciers.


I hated it so bad.

They would have had to melt all the glaciers on Europa and added that water mass to the planet to get even near enough to do what they tried to portray. I like my fiction somewhat plausable, but this was not even in that realm.

 

[Sweet 16]

They would have had to melt all the glaciers on Europa and added that water mass to the planet to get even near enough to do what they tried to portray. I like my fiction somewhat plausable, but this was not even in that realm.

Like the part where John Cusack jumps the limo as they're running away from the earthquake. As if anyone could escape an apocalyptic earthquake by *driving away* from it. That's all it took for me to change the channel. Stupid movie.