This is so wrong!

[BOP]

But I just can't help it.

“The Magic Green Hat”

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT. When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

But...don't try it at McDonald's. The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order!

Oh, here's the hat:

 

[Katelin]

thanks !!!

 

[chernmax]

But I just can't help it.

“The Magic Green Hat”

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT. When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

But...don't try it at McDonald's. The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order!

Oh, here's the hat:

 

[aps45819]

Think I'll order one

Border Patrol Ball Cap

 

[calamity jane]

Just an observation.. but look out in the parking lot at the fancy tricked out chromed front to back pickups that leave out when the green hat walks in. Those things cost around 50k. Like I said.. just an observation.

 

[PsyOps]

But I just can't help it.

“The Magic Green Hat”

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT. When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

But...don't try it at McDonald's. The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order!

Oh, here's the hat:

Racist

 

[Lenny]

Think I'll order one

Border Patrol Ball Cap

They're on sale for even better value. Get one for everyone in the family!

 

[BernieP]

so wrong but

 

[BOP]

Racist

I'm not prejudiced...I hate everybody.

Equal opportunity, baby!