Just Got Out Of Jail

[Clem_Shady]

Starting over.

Learned my lesson.

Paid society.

Need a place to live.

Any suggestions?

 

[foodcritic]

Starting over.

Learned my lesson.

Paid society.

Need a place to live.

Any suggestions?

You could go tot the Detention Center.

Couldn't help myself....

 

[itsbob]

Starting over.

Learned my lesson.

Paid society.

Need a place to live.

Any suggestions?

There's a place on Whimsical Court in Leonardtown that may be looking for borders..

 

[Clem_Shady]

You could go tot the Detention Center.

Couldn't help myself....

I think you meant to say "Retention Center."

 

[Clem_Shady]

There's a place on Whimsical Court in Leonardtown that may be looking for borders..

I have no clue where that is, but my budget is $175 per month for now.

 

[Clem_Shady]

I don't know about housing,but if you're looking foe employment I hear the Tiki Bar is going to have an opening in a couple of weeks. They don't even do a criminal background check.

I checked about that.

It's a security job.

I can't carry a gun because I'm a convicted felon now.

 

[mus]

Starting over.

Learned my lesson.

Paid society.

Need a place to live.

Any suggestions?

What were you in for?

 

[Clem_Shady]

What were you in for?

Protesting in front of a model home.

 

[Clem_Shady]

Distribution of election materials without a permit.

Couple of other things.

 

[Clem_Shady]

Tough to remember all 365 charges.

 

[mus]

Tough to remember all 365 charges.

Nice. You seem to have a good attitude about it.

 

[Clem_Shady]

Nice. You seem to have a good attitude about it.

I got off on a few things.

They said I voted in five different election districts as five different people, but Fritz couldn't afford to hire an expert shrink to testify that all those people were really me.

Thank God for the recession.

I think they called it "nolle prosecution" on that charge.

It was all Greek to me.

 

[mmesser0]

And to think, I thought my work days were going to be boring again! Welcome back!

 

[Clem_Shady]

And to think, I thought my work days were going to be boring again! Welcome back!

Thanks.

Who won the election anyway?

We had a TV in jail for awhile, but some bank robber broke it.

 

[Merlin99]

There's a place on Whimsical Court in Leonardtown that may be looking for borders..

That's mean Bob. Clem, don't move in over on Whimsical court there's a psychotic ####### over frightening the kids and small animals. My suggestion would be to move somewhere south of the base, you'll have better neighbors.

 

[chernmax]

Distribution of election materials without a permit.

Couple of other things.

Obama voter ballots!!!

 

[Clem_Shady]

Obama voter ballots!!!

Yep, going back to work for Acorn is out too.

I don't know what I'm going to do.

 

[County_Boy]

I got off on a few things.

They said I voted in five different election districts as five different people, but Fritz couldn't afford to hire an expert shrink to testify that all those people were really me.

Thank God for the recession.

I think they called it "nolle prosecution" on that charge.

It was all Greek to me.

Maybe you have seen the Error of your Ways
Seek out the Lord
He will show you the path to Redemtion.
or you could just commit suicide........soon!
Need any assistance with that.....just let me know
I am always here for you Brother................

 

[Clem_Shady]

That's mean Bob. Clem, don't move in over on Whimsical court there's a psychotic ####### over frightening the kids and small animals. My suggestion would be to move somewhere south of the base, you'll have better neighbors.

I hope this doesn't frighten anybody, but I've been eating small animals since I got out.

No job, a guy's gotta eat something.

 

[Clem_Shady]

Maybe you have seen the Error of your Ways
Seek out the Lord
He will show you the path to Redemtion.
or you could just commit suicide........soon!
Need any assistance with that.....just let me know
I am always here for you Brother................

I know how to commit suicide if it comes down to it.

All it takes is a lawnmower and a county road.

I think they call it suicide by cop.