Ahhh, PR speak, gotta love it.
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twinoaks207
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Hmmm...you have recognized that as an attempt to guide your thoughts. The brainwashing must not be working too well. Expect a call from someone shortly...
GWguy
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The Deputy didnt crash the car, he " failed to avoid striking a concrete median"
I used to love watching the NY news, and they'd have these cops and firemen trying desperately to use big words and important sounding sentences. It just never came out right. It kind of sounds like your example above, but with heavy accents and the wrong words.
The Deputy didnt crash the car, he " failed to avoid striking a concrete median"
I failed to avoid not hitting a tree once.
Justme2
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That makes two
ONE Thursday, Sept. 9, 2010
A Calvert County Sheriff's Office deputy was transported by helicopter to the hospital Tuesday after he lost control of his police cruiser and it struck two trees before it came to rest.
Deputy Stephen Esposito was going west on Lower Marlboro Road on Sept. 7 at approximately 11:40 p.m. when his cruiser crossed the eastbound lane and subsequently struck two trees before it came to rest, a sheriff's office press release stated.
Esposito was flown to Baltimore Shock Trauma. At the time of the release shortly before 2 p.m. today, Thursday, it stated that he is in stable condition with non life-threatening injuries. The accident is currently under investigation by the Calvert County Sheriff's Office Crash Reconstruction Unit.
Two
CALIFORNIA, Md. (August 8, 2011) -- The Sheriff's Office in Calvert County has disclosed that one of its deputies crashed a police cruiser while on duty on Saturday, July 30 around 9:51 p.m. Police say Deputy Stephen Esposito was responding to a priority-one call in Chesapeake Beach for shots fired into an occupied residence.
According to the Sheriff's Office's account, as Deputy Esposito entered the Chesapeake Beach town limits on Route 260, he attempted to pass the traffic ahead of him by traveling down the center lane. Subsequently, Deputy Esposito failed to avoid striking a concrete median area. There were no other vehicles involved.
Deputy Esposito sustained a minor injury to his hand when his air bag deployed and was subsequently treated and released at Calvert Memorial Hospital
Didn't even make it a full year
ONE Thursday, Sept. 9, 2010
A Calvert County Sheriff's Office deputy was transported by helicopter to the hospital Tuesday after he lost control of his police cruiser and it struck two trees before it came to rest.
Deputy Stephen Esposito was going west on Lower Marlboro Road on Sept. 7 at approximately 11:40 p.m. when his cruiser crossed the eastbound lane and subsequently struck two trees before it came to rest, a sheriff's office press release stated.
Esposito was flown to Baltimore Shock Trauma. At the time of the release shortly before 2 p.m. today, Thursday, it stated that he is in stable condition with non life-threatening injuries. The accident is currently under investigation by the Calvert County Sheriff's Office Crash Reconstruction Unit.
Two
CALIFORNIA, Md. (August 8, 2011) -- The Sheriff's Office in Calvert County has disclosed that one of its deputies crashed a police cruiser while on duty on Saturday, July 30 around 9:51 p.m. Police say Deputy Stephen Esposito was responding to a priority-one call in Chesapeake Beach for shots fired into an occupied residence.
According to the Sheriff's Office's account, as Deputy Esposito entered the Chesapeake Beach town limits on Route 260, he attempted to pass the traffic ahead of him by traveling down the center lane. Subsequently, Deputy Esposito failed to avoid striking a concrete median area. There were no other vehicles involved.
Deputy Esposito sustained a minor injury to his hand when his air bag deployed and was subsequently treated and released at Calvert Memorial Hospital
Didn't even make it a full year
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glhs837
Power with Control
Sounds like it's time for Deputy Esposito to explore other career opportunities.
Dutch6
"Fluffy world destroyer"
Demolition Derby Driver.
Larry Gude
Strung Out
The Deputy didnt crash the car, he " failed to avoid striking a concrete median"
"Controlled flight into terrain" is an all time fav of mine.
glhs837
Power with Control
"Controlled flight into terrain" is an all time fav of mine.
Well, that one does work, Larry. If for whatever reason, you dont know the terrain is there, or you have no choice due to the fact that all your lifties have abandoned you, but otherwise are still in control of the aircraft, it fits.
The crash on the Hudson would be a perfect example, Sully was in controlled flight, just with a severe lack of propulsion. Another one years ago, where the cockpit crew got fixated on fixing a stupid indicator light, and just forgot about thier low rate of decent, and flew it into the ground. It happens.
Uncontrolled is when you are just a passenger with a bunch of worthless controls in front of you.
GWguy
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"Controlled flight into terrain" is an all time fav of mine.
Right along with an "offsite landing".