Uhhhh, no. I have a phobia about paying strangers to touch me.A gift certificate to a spa? Massage?
What would you buy the woman that has everything, is already married to the perfect man, has the perfect 5 year old, and over all has a fantastic life?
Oh, and I didn't say RICH, I said perfect.
Full sized air hockey table for the basement.
Get her a sack of rotten eggs so she can have something in her life not so perfect in order to enjoy and appreciate the perfection she is engulfed in all the more.
What would you buy the woman that has everything, is already married to the perfect man, has the perfect 5 year old, and over all has a fantastic life?
Oh, and I didn't say RICH, I said perfect.
Hey! I thought you liked me!?!?!
Rotten eggs? Just for that, Imma gonna make you a cake with those rotten eggs. And you're gonna like it, too.
Full sized air hockey table for the basement.
What would you buy the woman that has everything, is already married to the perfect man, has perfect dogs and over all has a fantastic life?
Oh, and I didn't say RICH, I said perfect.
What would you buy the woman that has everything,
What would you buy the woman that has everything, is already married to the perfect man, has the perfect 5 year old, and over all has a fantastic life?
Oh, and I didn't say RICH, I said perfect.
Make those implants squeaky toys and it is yet another present for itsbob and not her...Implants to the next size.
Make those implants squeaky toys and it is yet another present for itsbob and not her...
I was just telling someone yesterday that you two have the perfect wedding anniversary date... each year you get to celebrate your anniversary at a big ole party somewhere and it's as if everyone is celebrating with you!