My God, you grew up where, East Nostril, Kansas or some such? And it's inconvenient here? Where I grew up epitomized "you can't get there from here".
Hey you, I heard the buggy ride to the fillin' station, to catch a ride on a hay wagon, to get to a bus terminal, to then get an overnight stay at Maggie's House of Corn Fritters, then on to yet another fillin' station, to somewhere they have ONE taxi to take you to the airport, which happens to be a one man operation run by Rod Rugg's English teacher, who so happens to be his own mistress
, and says " Om takin' ya'll the scenic route (cause I have ta drop 500 gallons o' malathion, for mah shif is ober, snirt (snot on sleeve).
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