Alright!

[Toxick]

It's National Dress Like A Fantasy Prostitute Day again!





One of my favorite holidays!

 

[Chasey_Lane]

I apparently missed that memo.

 

[Toxick]

I apparently missed that memo.

Most people call it Halloween.

 

[slotpuppy]

Most people call it Halloween.

I am glad my coworker didnt dress like a hooker, he does not look attractive in fish net stockings.

 

[belvak]

I am glad my coworker didnt dress like a hooker, he does not look attractive in fish net stockings.

And, you know this how???

 

[slotpuppy]

And, you know this how???

He dressed like that once before, the image is still burned into my brain.

 

[luvmygdaughters]

The ones who dress like hookers, in my humble opinion only, are the same ones who dress in string bikinis and thongs at the beach... but have absoultely no business or body to do so.

 

[slotpuppy]

The ones who dress like hookers, in my humble opinion only, are the same ones who dress in string bikinis and thongs at the beach... but have absoultely no business or body to do so.

You mean like this?

 

[stgislander]

You mean like this?

And once again we reach for the eye bleach.

 

[dan0623_2000]

Halloween

Most people call it Halloween.

My favorite day of the year!!!!

 

[Im_Me]

It's National Dress Like A Fantasy Prostitute Day again!





One of my favorite holidays!

so true. I used to have one friend that dressed up for everything... Halloween, Renn Fest, Talk like a pirate Day....Drop the hat Day. Whatever. She would even occasionally dress up just to have a photo shoot with a photographer friend.

No matter what the event her costumes were, without fail, an obvious flimsy excuse to show off ample cleavage, belly and lots of leg. She had the body for it, no doubt. But when she said anything about dressing up for something, I was never wrong in guessing she wouldn't dress up in much.

 

[slotpuppy]

And once again we reach for the eye bleach.

Always glad to brighten someones day.

 

[stgislander]

Always glad to brighten someones day.

 

[luvmygdaughters]

You mean like this?

Yep, that may be a slight exaggeration, but close enough. I saw it with my own two eyes when we were in Cancun. Thongs and G strings everywhere, the percentage who had the body to wear them was 75%, the other 25% obviously didnt own a full length mirror. And trust me, I would be in the 25% if I had the nerve to wear it in public.

 

[bcp]

You mean like this?

anyone know how to get throw up out of the keyboard?

 

[slotpuppy]

Yep, that may be a slight exaggeration, but close enough. I saw it with my own two eyes when we were in Cancun. Thongs and G strings everywhere, the percentage who had the body to wear them was 75%, the other 25% obviously didnt own a full length mirror. And trust me, I would be in the 25% if I had the nerve to wear it in public.

We saw one one our cruise, she had to be over the 500 pound mark, wearing a two piece. It was nasty.

 

[bilbur]

We saw one one our cruise, she had to be over the 500 pound mark, wearing a two piece. It was nasty.

Maybe it started out as a one piece but couldn't handle the pressure.

 

[Toxick]

For the record:

If you have a coworker that dresses up like an angel, it is totally not cool to point at the halo and say it's a great place for a steering wheel.

 

[ReadingTheNews]

So Tox, what are you dressed up as?

 

[Toxick]

So Tox, what are you dressed up as?

Indian from the Village People