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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/woman-finds-condom-calamari-photo-article-1.1791463
A Chinese diner who thought her calamari was too chewy was disgusted to find out it was actually a condom.
Mai Liang was halfway through her seafood-dish at an Anhui province restaurant when she discovered the "rubbery" ring was actually a rubber.