Democratic Convention Schedule

[Club'nBabySeals]

Got this in the mail...thought it was pretty cute:

Anyone see this copy of the Democratic Convention Schedule?

6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:30pm - Anti-war rally no. 1.
6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.
7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:25pm - Tribute theme to Spain.
7:45pm - Anti-war rally no. 2. (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony.

9:30pm - * Intermission *
Ted Kennedy toasting everyone.

10:00pm - Flag burning ceremony no. 2.
10:15pm - Re-enactment of Kerry’s fake medal toss.
10:30pm - Cameo by Dean ‘Yeeearrrrrrrg!’
10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00pm - Double gay marriage ceremony.
11:15PM - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:30pm - ‘Free Saddam’ pep rally.
11:59PM - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00pm - Nomination of democratic candidate.

 

[Spoiled]

we already had a thread with several of these things for both republicans and democrats... but im too lazy to link you to it...

 

[vraiblonde]

And I thought I was being so original, too. I guess some things are just universal.