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COWBOY CHILI
A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Western Oklahoma . He sits at
the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring
blankly at a full bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting
there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, 'If
you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?'
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and
says, 'Nah, go ahead.'
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his
place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the
bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight is shocking and
he immediately barfs up the chili into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, 'Yep, that's as far as I got, too.'
The Haircut
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who
was a minister, if they could discuss the use of the car. His father
took him to his study and said to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You
bring your grades up, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut
and we'll talk about it."
After about a month the boy came back and again asked his father if they
could discuss use of the car. They again went to the father's study
where his father said, "Son, I've been real proud of you. You have
brought your grades up, you've studied your Bible diligently, but you
didn't get your hair cut!"
The young man waited a moment and replied, "You know Dad, I've been
thinking about that. Samson had long hair Moses had long hair, Noah had
long hair, and even Jesus had long hair...."
To which his father replied, "Yes, and they walked everywhere they
went!"
Alcohol is bad for the legs
Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a woman sitting by
herself
Man: 'May I buy you a cocktail?'
Woman: 'No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs.'
Man: 'Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?'
Woman: 'No, they spread.
A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Western Oklahoma . He sits at
the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring
blankly at a full bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting
there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, 'If
you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?'
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and
says, 'Nah, go ahead.'
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his
place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the
bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight is shocking and
he immediately barfs up the chili into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, 'Yep, that's as far as I got, too.'
The Haircut
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who
was a minister, if they could discuss the use of the car. His father
took him to his study and said to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You
bring your grades up, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut
and we'll talk about it."
After about a month the boy came back and again asked his father if they
could discuss use of the car. They again went to the father's study
where his father said, "Son, I've been real proud of you. You have
brought your grades up, you've studied your Bible diligently, but you
didn't get your hair cut!"
The young man waited a moment and replied, "You know Dad, I've been
thinking about that. Samson had long hair Moses had long hair, Noah had
long hair, and even Jesus had long hair...."
To which his father replied, "Yes, and they walked everywhere they
went!"
Alcohol is bad for the legs
Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a woman sitting by
herself
Man: 'May I buy you a cocktail?'
Woman: 'No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs.'
Man: 'Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?'
Woman: 'No, they spread.
