3 Kids Fishing

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HouseCat

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3 Kids Fishing
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Barak Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
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Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing Pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
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The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disneyland ' Barak said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on my jet.'
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The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes.' Barak said, 'I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them!'
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The third kid said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!'
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Barak was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you don't look like you're handicapped.'
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The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!'
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Nanny Pam

Nanny Pam

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HouseCat said:
3 Kids Fishing
<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:eek:ffice" /><o:p></o:p>
Barak Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
<o:p></o:p>
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing Pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
<o:p></o:p>
The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disneyland ' Barak said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on my jet.'
<o:p></o:p>
The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes.' Barak said, 'I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them!'
<o:p></o:p>
The third kid said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!'
<o:p></o:p>
Barak was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you don't look like you're handicapped.'
<o:p></o:p>
The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!'
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Mousebaby

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That's an old one, used to have George in there instead of that azzhat running for president. But it's still funny! :lmao:
 
Baja28

Baja28

Obama destroyed America
HouseCat said:
3 Kids Fishing
<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:eek:ffice" /><o:p></o:p>
Barak Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
<o:p></o:p>
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing Pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
<o:p></o:p>
The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disneyland ' Barak said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on my jet.'
<o:p></o:p>
The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes.' Barak said, 'I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them!'
<o:p></o:p>
The third kid said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!'
<o:p></o:p>
Barak was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you don't look like you're handicapped.'
<o:p></o:p>
The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!'
<o:p></o:p>
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You better pray Kerad doesn't see this.

:ringring:

:killingme
 
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