Baja28
Obama destroyed America
>A father walks into a restaurant with his young son.
>
> He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.
> Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.
>
> The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts
> slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but
> keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.
>
> A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue
> business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and
> sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up,
> puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on
> the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried,
> across the restaurant.
>
> Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of
> the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first
> and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses
> violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly
> catches in her free hand.
>
> Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the
> father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a
> word.
>
> As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the
> father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, 'I've
> never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?
>
> 'No,' the woman replied. 'Divorce attorney'.
>
> He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.
> Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.
>
> The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts
> slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but
> keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.
>
> A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue
> business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and
> sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up,
> puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on
> the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried,
> across the restaurant.
>
> Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of
> the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first
> and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses
> violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly
> catches in her free hand.
>
> Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the
> father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a
> word.
>
> As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the
> father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, 'I've
> never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?
>
> 'No,' the woman replied. 'Divorce attorney'.
