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*I don't care if this is already posted, I didn't see it and I can't find it*
Three surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had
performed.
One of them said," I'm the best surgeon in Mass. A concert pianist lost 7
fingers in an accident. I reattached them and 8 months later he performed a
private concert for the Queen of England!"
The next one said, "that's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in
an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in
field evens in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a fellow
who was high on pot and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling
80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's arse and a
large nose. Now John Kerry's running for president of the United States."
Three surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had
performed.
One of them said," I'm the best surgeon in Mass. A concert pianist lost 7
fingers in an accident. I reattached them and 8 months later he performed a
private concert for the Queen of England!"
The next one said, "that's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in
an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in
field evens in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a fellow
who was high on pot and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling
80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's arse and a
large nose. Now John Kerry's running for president of the United States."
